M-x doctor

I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time you are finished talking, type RET twice.

hello

How do you do? What brings you to see me?

someone asks me if I get the feeling I am a Perl script

Why do you say that?

because he asks me, duh

Is it because he asks you duh that you came to me?

yes

I see... Well, what makes you believe this is so?

that's not me, that's the someone

Earlier you said he asks you duh?

no, he asks me if I get the feeling I am a Perl script

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

no

Why not?

I checked my plans, it's not in them

Are you sure that you checked your plans it's not in them?

yes

Yes, hmmm... so, do you really think this is so?

yes

I understand. So what makes you think this is so?

I told you earlier, you dumbass lisp program

You mentioned that he asks you duh?

OK, now you're stuck in a loop. Great.

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

my life is great, thanks for asking

Is it because of the people you hang around with that you say your life is great thanks for asking?

no, it's because I'm awesome, basically

IDoes it bother you that you are awesome basically?

not at all !

Why do you say he asks you duh?

stupid program

How do you reconcile problems at school?

go fuck yourself

I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

I would appreciate it if you kept track of what I say

I don't understand.

OK, I'm done. Goodbye

Earlier you said you are awesome basically?